shouldhaveducked: Ugh I’m sorry if I’ve ever done this to you, retail drones. I’m legitimately startled and alarmed when you come up to me, but I TRY to smile and say “no thank you.” I wonder if there’s a Waiter Walrus or something…. It’s alright, we retail drones forgive, and most of us enjoy leaving you alone. It’s the greedy commission sharking SOB’s you must be wary of.

shouldhaveducked:

Ugh I’m sorry if I’ve ever done this to you, retail drones. I’m legitimately startled and alarmed when you come up to me, but I TRY to smile and say “no thank you.”

I wonder if there’s a Waiter Walrus or something….

It’s alright, we retail drones forgive, and most of us enjoy leaving you alone.

It’s the greedy commission sharking SOB’s you must be wary of.

(Source: fuckyeahretailrobin, via matchbook-stories)